Removing a woman’s clothing can be fun, but did you also know it can be extremely dangerous? Well, it can be if you undress her in an unconventional way: say–I don’t know–with a Case excavator perhaps? That’s exactly what this expert excavator operator does on some sort of mexican game or talent show from the looks of it. It’s the excitement of stripping combined with the use of heavy machinery; what could be better!
Within moments of the stunt attempt, you will see how dangerous this actually is for the woman. It’s important not only that she stands still, but that the operator is extremely precise moving the arm. One sudden movement in the wrong direction and she gets nailed in the head with hundreds of pounds of steel. So just when you think it couldn’t get any better with stripping and heavy machinery, now there’s the suspense that the risk of injury brings. Furthermore, you can appreciate the level of prowess that the excavator operator has to have with his machine.
A Brief History of an Excavator
The excavator is a natural progression of the steam shovel, which was created in 1839. Steam shovels were the first digging machines, and they changed the construction industry forever. (Who knew that their ancestors would go on to perform the even more critical role of removing women’s clothing about 170 years later!) Powered by steam, obviously, the steam shovel was critical to 19th and 20th century construction projects, including the Panama Canal and railroads.
Backhoe Excavator Uses
Most excavators of today are powered by diesel fuel. A hydraulic arm is attached to a massive bucket, allowing the operator to pick up and move large amounts of dirt or other materials. The operator sits in a cab of the machine to manipulate the controls. Not only can an excavator move in any direction, but the platform that the cab sits on can also rotate. Excavators have a variety of uses in addition to construction projects such as railroads (which aren’t very common these days) and canals and undressing women. Here are some of those uses:
- River dredging
- Materials handling
- Pipe laying
So Many Types of Excavators
You’re probably aware that there a lot of different types of excavators. They can have either tracks, often referred to as a trackhoe, or wheels. The size range is from small enough to fit through a door to weighing nearly 200,000 pounds. Compact excavators are either of the tail swing or zero tail swing variety. Zero tail swing excavators were invented more recently and are easier to operate. Excavators also come with various dump heights, max heights, dig depths, arm forces, and power ratings. Not only that, but they can be fitted with a ton of different bucket types to suit the specific job:
- Digging Bucket – The most common bucket, it has large teeth to cut into the ground
- Clamshell Bucket – Basically two attached buckets with claws on each one, it’s used for vertical digging
- V Bucket – Has a V-shaped digging face and is commonly used in pipe laying
- Rock Bucket – Has longer teeth than a digging bucket for prying rock loose.
- Skeleton Bucket – A bucket with bars that allow a certain size of material or smaller to pass, making it useful for separating materials
- Cleanup Bucket – Basically a digging bucket without the teeth, it has a variety of uses including leveling and backfilling
- Hardpan (Frost) Bucket – Similar to the rock bucket but has additional teeth on the back of the bucket for loosening soil
The excavator is equipped with a clamshell bucket, as it’s probably the only bucket capable of removing a person’s clothing safely. It’s a medium-sized excavator, so it’s probably close to the specs of something like the Case CX210D model, which is just under 50,000 pounds and has a 160 horsepower engine.
Want to Get Licensed to Operate Heavy Machinery?
You too can undress a woman with a excavator, but you have to be licensed, of course, not to mention skilled and experienced in operating one. I don’t know about you, but I find it impressive that this guy is able to operate an excavator with such accuracy. The stakes are high because one slip up could seriously hurt the very attractive woman. Take a look and see if you are impressed as I was.